More Craziness

Oh man, I had this great post planned and it was gonna be like the funniest thing ever. You guys would have been like rolling on the floor and rofling all over the place. Sadly I'm yawning and I have salt water in my ear.

You guys don't understand how that messes up my sensitive chemical balance that is required to write anything of any emotional depth or gravitas, as opposed to the straightforward progression of words that are appearing before you right now.

I think anything that I drink right now would make me pee.