I'm Often Wrong About Things
Dear You, Let me be the first to admit it. I'm often wrong about things. When we first met I guessed that your favorite ice cream flavor was chocolate. It turned out to be moose tracks. I figured you for the type that didn't like cooking. So naturally you surprised me for my birthday with an incredible veal cutlet. I told you that my family probably wouldn't like you. Now they have you over for cards like once a week. I was wrong last week when we went shopping for that dress you liked in that magazine, and I was sure they wouldn't have it in your size. It turns out that they did. Forgive me for suggesting that Canadian Geese would make great pets. I thought I had read it somewhere. I thought I would never get the yard clear of feathers and animal droppings. Thank God winter came early this year. I was wrong last week when we were watching Jeopardy and on a Double Jeopardy question where the category was All Things Must Pass for $600 I guessed it was La Plaza. It turned...