How to Make Conversation

A lot of people are shy and confused at how exactly it is that they are supposed to go around and talk to people. Many of them are scared and think, "What if no one wants to talk to me?" This will probably be true if you don't use deodorant or wear matched clothes. It also helps if you spend your time on something more interesting than rock collecting.

You talk about what you know, so if all you know is rock collecting people will be desparate to get away from you. What you need to do is invest your time in more interesting leisure pursuits, because trust me, no one wants to hear about what you do for a living.

For instance, right now I'm doing power lunges, taking fencing classes, and studying tai-chi. Now I have the confidence to bust into any casual conversation and hijack it, forcing weak girly men to flee in my presence when I say, "Yep, I just busted out like 200 lunges this morning and I scored like 8 points in a row in fencing."

Anyone who is not afraid of you will absorb this information like a sponge, and next time they see you they will ask, "How'z that power lunging and fencing going." To which you will respond that it is better than ever, and you forgot to tell them that you are also taking Tai-Chi classes and it has enriched your life now and you have like five hot girls talking to you at the same time and you have to tell them to wait their turn to get near the hotness.

The hotness does not come with a money back guarantee, nor is it waranteed against any undue or unwarranted attacks. It does however, come in handy when you are the last man on earth.